Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Misheard lyrics... Or why u HAVE to love the internet

(just some of the gazillions available online)

If you think Benny Lava is funny (which it is...) go check out these songs... and they're in English.. supposedly, anyway

ok.. fine, these are accented (a word?) artists...

Now, who hasn't heard Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit?
Think I like this version better than the original :)

AND... for those unfortunate enough to not be familiar with this cult classic... here's what started it for me...

"My loony bun is fine, benny lava... "

How can u not love this?
I'm looking for love this time
Sounding hopeful but it's making me cry
Trying not to ask why
Cause love is a mystery
Mr. curiosity
Be Mr. please
Do come and find me

Jason Mraz... need i say more?

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Happy 22nd

"Help me God! Please be nice...
A baby brother I do not want"
Prayed a little girl a long time ago...
Perhaps someone listened,
Yet, sometimes, I think, "Maybe not"
Babies are cute, and so was she
In a wrinkly, crinkly kind of way
Rotund she was, oh yes, no doubt
Though you can't see that today
Her cheeks were soft, her butt, softer
Diapers, still smelly, that I'll say
And then one day, there came a change
You know the kind, you know you do
(No, not the kind involing chai and kitlis)...
Indoor games gave way to drumsticks,
Coloured hair became the rage -- yellow, pink and even blue
K, ok... I know this is more than a little sappy,
Yet I'm hoping it'll make up for me not being there